Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...