Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...