Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...