Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...