Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!