Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...