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Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...