Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...