Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...