If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...