What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...