He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...