I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...