Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Christmas downsizing
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cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!