Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.