English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...