I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...