Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...