Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...