Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...