Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...