George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...