Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...