Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...