Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...