It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...