Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...