A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
What is a grasshopper?
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Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....