Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...