The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...