Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...