I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...