Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...