Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...