10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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Simple Curiosity
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Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....