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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Bunch of good one-liners
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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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The Mom Dictionary!
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What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....