More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Hick computer terms
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.