Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...