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Why was the female blonde confused…
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Creative wording
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Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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The definition of sex
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And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
The woman is on fire
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The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...