One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....