Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...