Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...