Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...