Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...