Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...