Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...