You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...