A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...