The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...