Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...