Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″