Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...