How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!