What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...