Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...