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George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
mosquito go to the dentist
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Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...