You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
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For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Do you know where you were going?
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That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Stock market report
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