Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!