Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...