Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...