How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...