Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...