Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.