Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...