As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...